After a thorough examination of the current odor situation, the result is now definitively established.
I need to take a shower.
Several attempts to control the situation through fresh clothing, an open window, and an absolutely irresponsible amount of deodorant were unsuccessful.
The smell is no longer just there. He has developed a personality.
Experts therefore strongly recommend water, shower gel and a realistic length of stay under running water.
The shower has already been informed.
Whether she is adequately prepared for this mission remains to be seen.
Until then, the highest odor warning level will remain in effect.
